The Sweaty Collective Mosh Pit of Keeglestan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yung Mao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.796 billion Keeglestanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potemkin City. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Keeglestanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Crack Rocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 129,697 Crack Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Keeglestan's national animal is the Wild Hog Mike Pompeo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hypnotoad.

Keeglestan is ranked 16,881^st in the world and 44^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,307.940482362 days.