Most Influential: 2,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,693rdRudest Citizens: 4,241st
The Sweaty Collective Mosh Pit of
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If thou calleth one a poser, thou art a poser.
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Keeglestan

Population7.796 billion

CapitalPotemkin City
LeaderYung Mao
FaithHypnotoad

CurrencyCrack Rock
AnimalWild Hog Mike Pompeo

The Sweaty Collective Mosh Pit of Keeglestan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yung Mao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.796 billion Keeglestanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potemkin City. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Keeglestanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Crack Rocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 129,697 Crack Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Keeglestan's national animal is the Wild Hog Mike Pompeo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hypnotoad.

Keeglestan is ranked 16,881st in the world and 44th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,307.940482362 days.

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Most Influential: 2,547thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,693rdRudest Citizens: 4,241stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,244thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,607thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,826thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,003rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,138thNicest Citizens: 6,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,282ndBest Weather: 6,534thMost Inclusive: 6,736thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,635thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,688thLargest Retail Industry: 7,904thHighest Food Quality: 8,731stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,814thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,875thMost Pacifist: 9,328thMost Developed: 9,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,996thNudest: 10,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,087thMost Efficient Economies: 12,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,577thSmartest Citizens: 12,603rdLargest Governments: 12,707thTop
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Safest: 13,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,742ndMost Secular: 15,137thMost Cultured: 15,186thMost Stationary: 16,881stHealthiest Citizens: 18,736thHighest Economic Output: 21,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,882nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Politically Free: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 66th in the regionNudest: 71st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Populations: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 158th in the regionNicest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keeglestan created a custom banner.
  • : Keeglestan created a custom banner.
  • : Keeglestan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Goias SSR.
  • : Following new legislation in Keeglestan, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Keeglestan, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in.
  • : Following new legislation in Keeglestan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Keeglestan, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Keeglestan, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Keeglestan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of FlyLands.
  • : Following new legislation in Keeglestan, the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry.

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