Population | 26.11 billion |
Capital | SamiImijishwa |
Leader | The High Three |
Faith | Azazi Nayara |
Currency | Shana |
Animal | Black eagle |
The Second Hegemony of Kazarogkai is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The High Three with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.11 billion Kaza are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SamiImijishwa. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaza economy, worth a remarkable 3,690 trillion Shanas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,332 Shanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religion makes people horny, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazarogkai's national animal is the Black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Azazi Nayara.
Kazarogkai is ranked 4,885th in the world and 238th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kazarogkai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Kazarogkai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Kazarogkai, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Kazarogkai, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
- : Following new legislation in Kazarogkai, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.
- : Following new legislation in Kazarogkai, religion makes people horny.
- : Kazarogkai changed its national capital to "SamiImijishwa".
- : Kazarogkai changed its national leader to "The High Three".
- : Kazarogkai altered its national flag.
- : Kazarogkai's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".