Most Secular: 1,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,744th
The Blobist Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
To be surperior, there needs to be inferior.
Baldon Vickeritte
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kavotik Ceru

Population7.33 billion

CapitalKorbont
LeaderBaldon Vickeritte
FaithLegalism

CurrencyDemotiken
AnimalWhite Rhino

The Blobist Kingdom of Kavotik Ceru is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Baldon Vickeritte with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 7.33 billion Cerukans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbont. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cerukan economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion Demotikens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,923 Demotikens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavotik Ceru's national animal is the White Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legalism.

Kavotik Ceru is ranked 235,382nd in the world and 2nd in The Limbo for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34.93 Whatever.

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Most Secular: 1,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,786thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,821stLowest Crime Rates: 2,036thMost Cultured: 2,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,123rdMost Developed: 2,124thSmartest Citizens: 2,349thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,905thBest Weather: 3,205thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,755thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,086thNicest Citizens: 4,595thHealthiest Citizens: 4,868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,007thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,477thHighest Average Incomes: 7,007thLargest Governments: 7,228thMost Efficient Economies: 8,795thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,687thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,660thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,640thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,359thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,516thMost Influential: 23,388th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, people unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavotik Ceru, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.

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