Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,966thMost Devout: 26,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,987th
The Hetmanate of
New York Times Democracy
When the banner is raised, reason is in the trumpets
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kasakia

Population3.115 billion

CapitalKasev
LeaderHetman Vasiliy Sirko

Currencyhryvnia
Animalstork

The Hetmanate of Kasakia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hetman Vasiliy Sirko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.115 billion Kasakians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasev. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The strong Kasakian economy, worth 200 trillion hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,344 hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,696 per year while the poor average 17,962, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kasakia's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kasakia is ranked 145,985th in the world and 28th in Western Atlantic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 408.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,966thMost Devout: 26,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,987th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kasakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, nations that kill a Kasakian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Kasakia's influence in Western Atlantic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Kasakia, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".

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