Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thLeast Corrupt Governments: 688thSafest: 697th
The Holy Armed Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
With God, All Things Are Possible
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kartoffelspan

Population31.811 billion

CapitalKartoffeln City
LeaderHe Who Knows Gooder Than You

CurrencyCorn Husk
AnimalLlama

The Holy Armed Empire of Kartoffelspan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by He Who Knows Gooder Than You with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.811 billion Kartoffelspanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kartoffeln City. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kartoffelspanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,535 trillion Corn Husks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,015 Corn Husks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and the media seems excessively interested in what He Who Knows Gooder Than You is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kartoffelspan's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kartoffelspan is ranked 12,782nd in the world and 2nd in Communists United for Most Stationary, with 1,970.9770719072 days.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thLeast Corrupt Governments: 688thSafest: 697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 927thMost Devout: 1,143rdBest Weather: 1,594thNicest Citizens: 1,795thHealthiest Citizens: 2,022ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,321stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,389thMost Cultured: 2,511thLowest Crime Rates: 2,641stHighest Economic Output: 2,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,836thTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 3,340thHighest Food Quality: 3,464thLargest Populations: 3,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,797thMost Developed: 4,851stLargest Governments: 5,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,000thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,620thSmartest Citizens: 7,698thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,719thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,857thMost Stationary: 12,782ndMost Patriotic: 13,001stMost Influential: 14,425thMost Inclusive: 14,591stTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 15,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,139thMost Efficient Economies: 23,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,994th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kartoffelspan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, the media seems excessively interested in what He Who Knows Gooder Than You is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Kartoffelspan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Kartoffelspan, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.

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