The Sovereign Land of Karakalpak Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karakalpak Revolutionary Directorate with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.674 billion Qaraqalpaks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No'kis. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The a Qaraqalpak economy, worth 73.4 trillion Qaraqalpak Soms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,827 Qaraqalpak Soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the Federal Council of Karakalpak Republic has been announced as the new Head of State, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karakalpak Republic's national animal is the Saiga tatarica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Karakalpak Republic is ranked 201,597^th in the world and 7,378^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.