Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,178thMost Armed: 5,419thMost Conservative: 6,233rd
The Extraterrestrial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Supreme Leader Lumine Tartaglia
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Kanpekina Shima

Population4.682 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Lumine Tartaglia
FaithNordic Paganism

AnimalKentucky fried chicken

The Extraterrestrial Empire of Kanpekina Shima is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Lumine Tartaglia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.682 billion Shimen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klorima. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Shiman economy, worth 484 trillion screts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,385 screts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, some Shimen have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, and unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanpekina Shima's national animal is the Kentucky fried chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic Paganism.

Kanpekina Shima is ranked 52,300th in the world and 2,060th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,402.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,178thMost Armed: 5,419thMost Conservative: 6,233rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,640thMost Devout: 7,688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,679thMost Authoritarian: 10,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,771stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,113thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,602ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,742nd
Most Armed: 194th in the regionMost Conservative: 298th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Devout: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 422nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 461st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 462nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 568th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 629th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 685th in the regionLargest Black Market: 888th in the regionMost Extreme: 960th in the region

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