Rudest Citizens: 320thLargest Retail Industry: 721stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 978th
The United States of
Anarchy
Unity, Discipline, Work
Kaleb Hildabrand
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kalvorah

Population6.992 billion

CapitalKalvorah city
LeaderKaleb Hildabrand

Currencyguilder
AnimalLion

The United States of Kalvorah is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaleb Hildabrand with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.992 billion Kalvorahians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalvorah city. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalvorahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 212,086 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, supervisors in Kalvorah commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kalvorah's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kalvorah is ranked 721st in the world and 16th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 41,762.74 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 320thLargest Retail Industry: 721stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 978thHighest Crime Rates: 1,065thMost Armed: 1,286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,451stFattest Citizens: 1,478thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,660thMost Avoided: 2,287thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,162ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,998thHighest Average Incomes: 6,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,879thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,541stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,782ndSmartest Citizens: 7,893rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,871stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,354thMost Secular: 13,419thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,858thMost Efficient Economies: 14,530thMost Cultured: 17,681stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,886th
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, supervisors in Kalvorah commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, the industries of Kalvorah are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Kalvorah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalvorah, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.

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