Largest Insurance Industry: 835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 970thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 984th
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Kalmarth

Population17.693 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderLeader

CurrencyDong
AnimalPuma

The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.693 billion Kalmarthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmarthian economy, worth a remarkable 4,556 trillion Dongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 257,520 Dongs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Kalmarth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kalmarth's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmarth is ranked 216,301st in the world and 24th in Eladen for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 9.35 Tourists Per Hour.

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1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 970thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 984thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,332ndFattest Citizens: 1,339thLargest Mining Sector: 1,562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,596thMost Secular: 1,873rdHighest Economic Output: 2,172ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,402ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,613thMost Avoided: 2,910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,147thLargest Retail Industry: 3,216thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,226thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,358thLargest Black Market: 4,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,924thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,490thMost Efficient Economies: 5,506thNudest: 6,778thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,608thLargest Populations: 8,802ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,829thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,190thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,355thSmartest Citizens: 10,296thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,658thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,821stMost Influential: 20,929th
Top
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarth, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Kalmarth.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarth, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarth, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarth, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarth, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarth, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.

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