Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 868thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,559thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,820th
The Queendom of
Corporate Police State
Please, watch your step!
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kaiju Girl

Population2.306 billion

CapitalTokyo
LeaderMeg Agodzilla
FaithMegism

Currencyscale
Animalgiant robot

The Queendom of Kaiju Girl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meg Agodzilla with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.306 billion itty-bittys are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The frighteningly efficient itty-bitty economy, worth 290 trillion scales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 126,130 scales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 796,051 per year while the poor average 8,366, a ratio of 95.1 to 1.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Kaiju Girl" on tails, police officers ride the swiftest giant robots, cute fluffy little Meg Agodzillas are increasingly popular exotic pets, and Meg Agodzilla's Twitcher account is typically used to share giant robot memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaiju Girl's national animal is the giant robot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megism.

Kaiju Girl is ranked 151,924th in the world and 101st in Jenny for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 868thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,559thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,820thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,192ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,466thTop
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Most Devout: 2,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,095thMost Avoided: 3,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,460thFattest Citizens: 7,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,838thLargest Retail Industry: 8,883rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,649thMost Patriotic: 14,885thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,424thLargest Black Market: 19,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,217thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,012thHighest Average Incomes: 23,335thMost Efficient Economies: 24,338thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,090thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,570th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, Meg Agodzilla's Twitcher account is typically used to share giant robot memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, cute fluffy little Meg Agodzillas are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, police officers ride the swiftest giant robots.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Kaiju Girl" on tails.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, it is written that heretics die and Meg Agodzilla laughs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Meg Agodzilla's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Kaiju Girl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Girl, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.

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