Population | 11.131 billion |
Capital | Ka-Pital |
Leader | Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope |
Currency | Ka-Ching |
Animal | Ka-Lamari |
The Correct Answers of Kahootology is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.131 billion Kahootologiants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ka-Pital. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kahootologic economy, worth a remarkable 2,791 trillion Ka-Chings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,819 Ka-Chings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, the question of 'what is Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. Kahootology's national animal is the Ka-Lamari, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kahootology is ranked 272,458th in the world and 6,655th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.
National Happenings
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Kahootology was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Kahootology, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
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Kahootology was endorsed by
The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan.
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Kahootology was endorsed by
The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan.
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Kahootology, the question of 'what is Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
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Kahootology, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
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Kahootology, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
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Kahootology, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
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Kahootology, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Kahootologic as 'your finger, you fool'.
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Kahootology, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.