Most Primitive: 163rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 630thMost Devout: 1,063rd
The Devolved Primitocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Against Leviathan!
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Kaczynskya

Population5.023 billion

CapitalTed's Cabin
LeaderChief Big Stick
FaithShamanism

CurrencyShell
AnimalMonkey

The Devolved Primitocracy of Kaczynskya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Big Stick with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.023 billion Kaczynskyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ted's Cabin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The all-consuming Kaczynskyan economy, worth 338 trillion Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 67,354 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chief Big Stick's throne, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaczynskya's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Kaczynskya is ranked 52,361st in the world and 51st in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 849.22888704872 days.

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Most Primitive: 163rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 630thMost Devout: 1,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,669thHighest Crime Rates: 2,020thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,566thBest Weather: 3,987thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,667thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,403rdMost Cultured: 8,682ndHighest Food Quality: 13,650thTop
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Most Inclusive: 18,391stLargest Black Market: 20,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,506thMost Average: 27,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,934thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,355th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chief Big Stick's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Kaczynskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, the face of Chief Big Stick is a permanent feature of the Ted's Cabin skyline.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaczynskya, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Kaczynskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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