Highest Crime Rates: 16thMost Armed: 22ndMost Rebellious Youth: 34th
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Kabayong Malibog

Population35.32 billion

CapitalSeksing Seksi City
Leadera part-timer

Currencyorgasm
Animalpornstar

The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a part-timer with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.32 billion Kabayong Malibogians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seksing Seksi City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kabayong Malibogian economy, worth an astonishing 15,812 trillion orgasms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,698 orgasms, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kabayong Malibog's national animal is the pornstar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kabayong Malibog is ranked 2,798th in the world and 1st in The ProcrastiNations for Most Cultured, scoring 202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 16thMost Armed: 22ndMost Rebellious Youth: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdMost Avoided: 48thFattest Citizens: 49thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 91stMost Efficient Economies: 111thRudest Citizens: 115thHighest Disposable Incomes: 166thHighest Economic Output: 181stLargest Gambling Industry: 182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 283rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 340thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 408thLargest Insurance Industry: 452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 459thLargest Retail Industry: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 553rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 668thLargest Mining Sector: 744thSmartest Citizens: 1,103rdMost Stationary: 1,119thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,155thLargest Populations: 1,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,101stMost Secular: 2,175thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,649thMost Cultured: 2,798thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,555thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,848thMost Inclusive: 6,548thMost Influential: 7,561stLargest Black Market: 8,285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,317thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,533rdHighest Drug Use: 16,444thMost Politically Free: 16,606thLargest Governments: 17,113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,193rdMost Pro-Market: 24,005th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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