The Republic of Jyzeria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Laura Neumann with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.145 billion Jyzerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jyzerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion Jyzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,073 Jyzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, President Laura Neumann's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, extreme political groups are outlawed, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyzeria's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violet.

Jyzeria is ranked 8,079^th in the world and 1^st in Jyzeria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,390.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.