Most Valuable International Artwork: 891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thLargest Black Market: 3,518th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Einheit zum Wohlstand.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.145 billion

LeaderPresident Laura Neumann

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Republic of Jyzeria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Laura Neumann with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.145 billion Jyzerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jyzerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion Jyzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,073 Jyzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, President Laura Neumann's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, extreme political groups are outlawed, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyzeria's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violet.

Jyzeria is ranked 8,079th in the world and 1st in Jyzeria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,390.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 891stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thLargest Black Market: 3,518thBest Weather: 4,070thHealthiest Citizens: 4,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,270thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,591stHighest Economic Output: 7,679thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,687thMost Developed: 9,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,004thLargest Governments: 10,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,710thLowest Crime Rates: 10,888thMost Efficient Economies: 12,797thTop
Most Secular: 12,944thHighest Average Incomes: 13,560thSmartest Citizens: 15,825thHighest Food Quality: 16,793rdMost Cultured: 17,437thLargest Populations: 19,888th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jyzeria's influence in Jyzeria fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Jyzeria's influence in Jyzeria fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Jyzeria's influence in Jyzeria rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Jyzeria's influence in Jyzeria fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Jyzeria's influence in Jyzeria rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
  • : Jyzeria relocated from Lazarus to Jyzeria.
  • : Jyzeria was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Jyzeria ceased to exist in Jyzeria.
  • : Jyzeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Jyzeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.