Five Jovialitian Laws

Selected at random and in no particular order...

Obey Gravity
- All citizens of Joviality are required to follow the laws of physics. Anyone caught bending these laws will be burnt as a witch.

Revere the Sea Otter
- Not those puny freshwater otters either, they don't count!

Drive on the Left
- Because the left side is the right side, am I right?

Don't be Evil
- This will save you and your fellow man a lot of hassle in the long run.

No Nuclear Explosions
- Anyone caught detonating a nuclear device from an unsafe distance will be... dead.