The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.627 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 34,525 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,026,734 monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,952,211 per year while the poor average 84,113, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Josephland's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Josephland is ranked 18,427^th in the world and 14^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 70.76 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.