Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7th
The Corporate Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
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Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Josephland

Population36.389 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.389 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 37,180 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,021,744 monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,436,410 per year while the poor average 68,116, a ratio of 94.5 to 1.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, when you fly on Air Josephland you win a seat or you die, and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Josephland's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Josephland is ranked 1,179th in the world and 5th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 35,030.47 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Black Market: 8thHighest Average Incomes: 10thHighest Economic Output: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thMost Patriotic: 39thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 135thLargest Governments: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 216thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 255thMost Avoided: 304thLowest Crime Rates: 332ndMost Stationary: 366thFattest Citizens: 514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 779thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,167thLargest Retail Industry: 1,179thLargest Populations: 1,527thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,607thRudest Citizens: 5,257thMost Developed: 5,808thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,152ndMost Conservative: 6,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,510thMost Influential: 8,149thTop
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Most Devout: 17,169thSmartest Citizens: 17,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,958thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,401stMost Authoritarian: 22,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,578thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,310th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, when you fly on Air Josephland you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, maximum security Josephic subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Josephland was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Marauding Machines of Alorgaze, killing 52 million zombies.

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