Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6th
The Corporate Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
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Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Josephland

Population32.039 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.039 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 32,690 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,020,330 monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,550,876 per year while the poor average 64,637, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, flogging is all the rage, gambling is outlawed, and a The Alliance of Dictators Tourist Association survey has rated Josephland #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Josephland's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Josephland is ranked 537th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Fattest Citizens, with 76.07 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 11thHighest Economic Output: 11thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 49thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80thMost Subsidized Industry: 90thLargest Governments: 118thMost Avoided: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 152ndMost Efficient Economies: 212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 245thLowest Crime Rates: 289thMost Stationary: 398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 536thFattest Citizens: 537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 737thLargest Retail Industry: 912thLargest Populations: 1,618thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,641stMost Developed: 4,980thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,517thMost Conservative: 5,856thRudest Citizens: 7,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,059thMost Influential: 8,067thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,990thSmartest Citizens: 12,021stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,471stMost Devout: 15,137thMost Extreme: 17,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,789thMost Authoritarian: 18,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,423rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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