Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 6th
The Corporate Dictatorship of
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Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Josephland

Population33.627 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.627 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 34,525 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,026,734 monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,952,211 per year while the poor average 84,113, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Josephland's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Josephland is ranked 18,427th in the world and 14th in The Alliance of Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 70.76 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 8thHighest Average Incomes: 10thHighest Economic Output: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55thMost Subsidized Industry: 94thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101stLargest Governments: 144thMost Avoided: 151stMost Corrupt Governments: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 224thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 235thLowest Crime Rates: 295thMost Stationary: 396thFattest Citizens: 489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 588thLargest Retail Industry: 950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,004thLargest Populations: 1,583rdMost Primitive: 1,975thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,250thMost Developed: 5,547thRudest Citizens: 5,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,004thMost Conservative: 6,089thMost Influential: 8,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,638thTop
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Most Devout: 12,092ndSmartest Citizens: 13,079thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,551stMost Authoritarian: 17,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,185thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,445th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, big game hunters travel to Josephland to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Josephland, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.

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