Most Secular: 1,992ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,622ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,551st
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
It's safer here.
Conner Copeland
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jonica

Population8.514 billion

CapitalXion
LeaderConner Copeland

CurrencyMark
AnimalCrow

The Kingdom of Jonica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Conner Copeland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.514 billion Jonicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xion. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonican economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,801 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Conner Copeland tend to disappear, Conner Copeland is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and rural Jonicans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonica's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jonica is ranked 232,341st in the world and 7,038th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.61153349972 days.

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Most Secular: 1,992ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,622ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,551stBest Weather: 6,579thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,271stHealthiest Citizens: 7,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,675thLargest Black Market: 8,710thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,587thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,888thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,407thLowest Crime Rates: 10,502ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,025thMost Patriotic: 13,366thMost Authoritarian: 14,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,649thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,950thMost Developed: 18,661stSmartest Citizens: 20,217thHighest Economic Output: 23,940thLargest Governments: 24,688thMost Income Equality: 25,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,326thHighest Average Incomes: 26,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 27,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,219th
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Most Secular: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 226th in the regionBest Weather: 341st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 362nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 533rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 550th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 621st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 681st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 723rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 730th in the regionLargest Black Market: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 783rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 792nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 804th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 856th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 878th in the regionMost Extreme: 919th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 930th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jonica's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jonica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Jonica's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jonica was refounded in Balder.
  • : Jonica ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Jonica's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Jonica's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jonica's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jonica was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Jonica ceased to exist in Balder.

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