Population | 11.922 billion |
Capital | Nukaszuby |
Leader | Captain Jakub Muza |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | sturgeon |
The Maritime Squatters' Republic of JonesIsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Jakub Muza with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.922 billion Jones Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukaszuby. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Jones Island economy, worth 896 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,157 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", discarded pennies litter the streets, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JonesIsland's national animal is the sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
JonesIsland is ranked 40,870th in the world and 565th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,100.8061704836 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : JonesIsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Empire of Moloto Japan.
- : JonesIsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : JonesIsland was endorsed by The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Farrakhan, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, TorNaGul, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Europeasia, Empire of Lettuce, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Moloto Japan, and New French Nation.