Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,358thBest Weather: 8,195th
The Maritime Squatters' Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
By Land and By Sea
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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JonesIsland

Population11.922 billion

CapitalNukaszuby
LeaderCaptain Jakub Muza

Currencydollar
Animalsturgeon

The Maritime Squatters' Republic of JonesIsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Jakub Muza with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.922 billion Jones Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukaszuby. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jones Island economy, worth 896 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,157 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", discarded pennies litter the streets, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JonesIsland's national animal is the sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

JonesIsland is ranked 40,870th in the world and 565th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,100.8061704836 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,358thBest Weather: 8,195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,925thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,185thMost Inclusive: 12,999thHealthiest Citizens: 13,770thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,394thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,567thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,521stMost Influential: 15,922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,598thMost Income Equality: 18,273rdHighest Food Quality: 19,427thLowest Crime Rates: 20,382ndSmartest Citizens: 21,795thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,670thMost Pacifist: 23,649thLargest Governments: 26,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,692ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,430th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 206th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 284th in the regionMost Inclusive: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 289th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 322nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 325th in the regionNicest Citizens: 342nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 344th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 428th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 439th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 501st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 514th in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionMost Pacifist: 570th in the regionLargest Governments: 582nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 617th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the regionLargest Populations: 694th in the region

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