Most Stationary: 7,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,024thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,250th
The Secret Lab of
Left-Leaning College State
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Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Joana

Population13.841 billion

CapitalAthens
LeaderEmpress Joana

CurrencyMinoan tala
Animallittle owl

The Secret Lab of Joana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Joana with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.841 billion Minoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The strong Minoan economy, worth 720 trillion Minoan tala a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,063 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, glamping Minoans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and carefully-staged grief is displayed by Empress Joana after national disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Joana's national animal is the little owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Joana is ranked 118,735th in the world and 4th in Funen for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
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Most Stationary: 7,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,024thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,250thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,276thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,903rdLargest Populations: 22,897thMost Influential: 23,725th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joana's influence in Funen rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Joana, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Empress Joana after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Joana, glamping Minoans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Joana, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Joana, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Joana altered its national flag.
  • : Joana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Joana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Joana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Joana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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