Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,645thNicest Citizens: 21,569th
The Hippity hoppity of
Father Knows Best State
No person and no force can stop the march of the Jiao!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population743 million


CurrencyCurrency unspecified

The Hippity hoppity of Jiaolang is a huge, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 743 million Jalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jilu. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jiaolangian economy, worth 34.8 trillion Currency unspecifieds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,777 Currency unspecifieds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

What citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, international tensions are high as Jiaolang threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiaolang's national animal is the None.

Jiaolang is ranked 100,809th in the world and 3,500th in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,373.78 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,421stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 19,645thNicest Citizens: 21,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,804thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,016th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 308th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 582nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 740th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 822nd in the region

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