The Hippity hoppity of Jiaolang is a huge, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 743 million Jalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jilu. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jiaolangian economy, worth 34.8 trillion Currency unspecifieds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,777 Currency unspecifieds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

What citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, international tensions are high as Jiaolang threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiaolang's national animal is the None.

Jiaolang is ranked 100,809^th in the world and 3,500^th in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,373.78 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.