Population | 9.692 billion |
Capital | Ice Moon |
Leader | Glacia Icemoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Ice Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Jhlasezluna is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Glacia Icemoon with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.692 billion Jhlasezlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ice Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jhlasezlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,394 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 350,202 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jhlasezluna's national animal is the Ice Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Jhlasezluna is ranked 23,066th in the world and 19th in Lunaria for Most Stationary, with 1,494.825605811 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, hospitals in Jhlasezluna are too busy serving the needs of Lunaria to see Jhlasezlunans.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, Jhlasezlunan junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Jhlasezluna, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.