Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,696thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,234thMost Devout: 8,382nd
The Amazing Disgrace of
Corporate Police State
All we are saaaa-ying... is give Pence a chance!
Influence
Power
Disloyal Antifa Follower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jesus H Pence

Population7.285 billion

CapitalFort Blasphemy
LeaderMother
FaithThe Pence-accostal Church

Currencypowder of prayer
AnimalLickspittle

The Amazing Disgrace of Jesus H Pence is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mother with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.285 billion Jesus H Pence disciples are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Blasphemy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The thriving disciples of Jesus H Pence economy, worth 497 trillion powders of prayer a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,358 powders of prayer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,907 per year while the poor average 18,322, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Jesus H Pence's national animal is the Lickspittle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Pence-accostal Church.

Jesus H Pence is ranked 238,148th in the world and 2nd in Donald Trump Land for Smartest Citizens, with 7.65 quips per hour.

Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,696thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,234thMost Devout: 8,382ndTop
10%
Most Conservative: 15,982ndLargest Mining Sector: 20,312thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,729thMost Stationary: 22,813th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jesus H Pence changed its national motto to "All we are saaaa-ying... is give Pence a chance!".
  • : Jesus H Pence's influence in Donald Trump Land rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Jesus H Pence changed its national motto to "All we are saaaa-ying... is give Pence a chance".
  • : Jesus H Pence's influence in Donald Trump Land rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Jesus H Pence changed its national motto to "All we are saaaa-ying... is give Pence a chance.".
  • : Jesus H Pence's influence in Donald Trump Land fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Jesus H Pence was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Jesus H Pence's influence in Donald Trump Land rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus H Pence, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus H Pence, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.

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