The Holy Empire of Jestenuff is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 426 million Jestenuffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domino city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The powerhouse Jestenuffian economy, worth 45.5 trillion Clams a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,766 Clams, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the Jestenuffian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jestenuff's national animal is the Domino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jestenuff is ranked 41,017^th in the world and 1^st in Lawlandia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 142.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.