The Country of Jerzykowo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Roth with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.56 billion kupsk0nators are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skittle. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient kupsk0nator economy, worth 511 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,583 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kupsk0nators are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzykowo's national animal is the niunia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Niuniaism.

Jerzykowo is ranked 176,955^th in the world and 4,325^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 57.3 billion Standard Monetary Units.