The Irradiated Chairquico of Jefferson Starship is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Freiberg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.132 billion Jeffersonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone White City. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jeffersonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion Fast Bucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,379 Fast Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and Jeffersonians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime is totally unknown. Jefferson Starship's national animal is the Spitfire Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jefferson Starship is ranked 98,909^th in the world and 8^th in The Sea of Love for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66 law-abiding acts per hour.