The Generally Decent Nation of Jawbreakeria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by DC with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.144 billion Jawbreakers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southcastle. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jawbreakerian economy, worth 215 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,737 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jawbreakeria's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Jawbreakeria.

Jawbreakeria is ranked 4,233^rd in the world and 300^th in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 22,767 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.