Most Devout: 950thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,183rd
The Holy Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
Deus meus defendat!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Jantooine

Population8.454 billion

CapitalEerchassid
LeaderShmuel HaMagen
FaithNoachidism

CurrencyShekel
AnimalGazelle

The Holy Kingdom of Jantooine is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shmuel HaMagen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.454 billion Jantu are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eerchassid. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jantuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Shekels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,535 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jantooine's national animal is the Gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noachidism.

Jantooine is ranked 68,390th in the world and 719th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 691.28231452348 days.

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Most Devout: 950thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,183rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,707thSafest: 5,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,260thMost Patriotic: 6,318thHealthiest Citizens: 6,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,183rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,696thMost Developed: 9,062ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,287thLargest Governments: 11,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,132ndMost Cultured: 12,709thSmartest Citizens: 12,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,980thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,694thMost Efficient Economies: 23,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,816thBest Weather: 24,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,764thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,873rd
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Most Devout: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionSafest: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 403rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 459th in the regionMost Patriotic: 495th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 615th in the regionLargest Governments: 689th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Influential: 704th in the regionMost Stationary: 719th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 736th in the regionMost Cultured: 744th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 750th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 903rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 957th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 973rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, Jantooine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
  • : Following new legislation in Jantooine, time flies when you're not having fun.

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