Population | 8.454 billion |
Capital | Eerchassid |
Leader | Shmuel HaMagen |
Faith | Noachidism |
Currency | Shekel |
Animal | Gazelle |
The Holy Kingdom of Jantooine is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shmuel HaMagen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.454 billion Jantu are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eerchassid. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jantuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Shekels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,535 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jantooine's national animal is the Gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noachidism.
Jantooine is ranked 68,390th in the world and 719th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 691.28231452348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, Jantooine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, train stations can be 'armful places.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
- : Following new legislation in Jantooine, time flies when you're not having fun.