Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,004thMost Secular: 7,180th
The Loyalist Carpetbagger of
Moralistic Democracy
Only those who care, can help.
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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James Bruce

Population9.676 billion

CapitalEdinburgh
LeaderThe Lion Heart
FaithDruidry

Currencytin penny
Animaldragon

The Loyalist Carpetbagger of James Bruce is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Lion Heart with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.676 billion James Bruceans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient James Brucean economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion tin pennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,480 tin pennies, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and children cry as government officials steal their water pistols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. James Bruce's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Druidry.

James Bruce is ranked 145,277th in the world and 3rd in Culloden for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 900.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,004thMost Secular: 7,180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,620thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,807thSafest: 11,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,561stTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,071stLargest Retail Industry: 16,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,800thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,151stHighest Economic Output: 20,114thMost Developed: 20,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,409thLargest Governments: 21,978thMost Efficient Economies: 22,464thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,519thLowest Crime Rates: 22,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,184th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, foreign lack of enthusiasm for James Brucean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : James Bruce was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, pregnant women make easy targets.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Culloden.
  • : Following new legislation in James Bruce, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.

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