The State of Jambola is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning deer population. The democratic population of 24.25 billion Jambolans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jambolan economy, worth 868 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,827 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Jambola in an international press conference, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jambola's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jambola is ranked 154,387^th in the world and 3^rd in San Salvador for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.66 law-abiding acts per hour.