Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196thNudest: 197th
The Militiant Alt-Centrist of
Corporate Bordello
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Population14.203 billion

CapitalLos Santos
LeaderEmperor Jaden III

CurrencySNES Cartridge

The Militiant Alt-Centrist of Jadentopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Jaden III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.203 billion Jadentopians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Santos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jadentopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,465 trillion SNES Cartridges a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 314,430 SNES Cartridges, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,942,496 per year while the poor average 2,861, a ratio of 1,028 to 1.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, the entirety of Emperor Jaden III's administration can be crammed into a phone booth, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Emperor Jaden III's name, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Jadentopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jadentopia's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lewdianity.

Jadentopia is ranked 698th in the world and 26th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 69.2 Obesity Rate.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196thNudest: 197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 215thLargest Gambling Industry: 302ndMost Armed: 315thHighest Crime Rates: 384thRudest Citizens: 419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 453rdLargest Insurance Industry: 504thHighest Disposable Incomes: 565thMost Avoided: 631stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 643rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 693rdFattest Citizens: 698thLargest Retail Industry: 848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 992ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,314thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,510thHighest Average Incomes: 1,679thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,933rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,596thLargest Mining Sector: 2,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,071stMost Cultured: 4,769thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,097thMost Efficient Economies: 5,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,699thSmartest Citizens: 6,031stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,277thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,170thMost Secular: 8,235thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,646thLargest Black Market: 12,679thLargest Populations: 15,608thMost Politically Free: 15,952ndMost Pro-Market: 16,670th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 144th in the regionMost Cultured: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 240th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 259th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 265th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionMost Secular: 319th in the regionLargest Populations: 354th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 358th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 376th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 517th in the regionLargest Black Market: 738th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jadentopia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Jadentopia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jadentopia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jadentopia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Jadentopia ceased to exist in International Republican Union.
  • : Jadentopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Jadentopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Jadentopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jadentopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Jadentopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.


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