Largest Welfare Programs: 6,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,396thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,328th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-Leaning College State
Eat my shorts
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Jacobius

Population8.324 billion

CurrencyBig Bucks
AnimalUnicorn

The Constitutional Monarchy of Jacobius is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.324 billion Jacobiusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jacobiusian economy, worth 891 trillion Big Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,041 Big Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jacobius's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jacobius is ranked 191,005th in the world and 4,574th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 59.92362137108 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,396thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,328thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,731stMost Inclusive: 11,333rdBest Weather: 11,350thNicest Citizens: 11,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,879thHighest Food Quality: 13,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,698thMost Pacifist: 14,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,821stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,236thSafest: 16,637thMost Developed: 16,638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,675thSmartest Citizens: 20,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,502ndMost Cultured: 21,664thHealthiest Citizens: 22,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 23,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 27,563rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 395th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 494th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 501st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 554th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 568th in the regionMost Inclusive: 592nd in the regionBest Weather: 618th in the regionNicest Citizens: 626th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 665th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 683rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 727th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 756th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 757th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 789th in the regionMost Pacifist: 825th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 851st in the regionSafest: 905th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 913th in the regionMost Developed: 948th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 962nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jacobius's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname.
  • : Jacobius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Jacobius's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacobius, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.

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