The State of Jacob Isaacs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32.645 billion Jacob Isaacsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The very strong Jacob Isaacsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 45,428 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jacob Isaacs has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Jacob Isaacs in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Jacob Isaacs's national religion, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jacob Isaacs's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jacob Isaacs is ranked 194,872^nd in the world and 3^rd in Somalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.15 law-abiding acts per hour.