Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose
Population | 12.627 billion |
Leader | Mel Torme |
Currency | Icicle |
Animal | Jack |
The Icy Bite of Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mel Torme with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.627 billion Jack Frosts Nipping at Your Noses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.
The all-consuming Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion Icicles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,380 Icicles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Bambi has been banned, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Jack Frost Nipping At Your Nose Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese. Crime is moderate. Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose's national animal is the Jack, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose is ranked 11,573rd in the world and 14th in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 2,125.1133621488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose's influence in Christmas rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil, curing 56 million infected.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil, curing 36 million infected.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil, curing 23 million infected.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil, curing 30 million infected.
- : Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil, curing 32 million infected.