Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,835thMost Primitive: 4,677th
The Icy Bite of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Merry Christmas to you
Mel Torme
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose

Population12.627 billion

LeaderMel Torme

CurrencyIcicle
AnimalJack

The Icy Bite of Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mel Torme with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.627 billion Jack Frosts Nipping at Your Noses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The all-consuming Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion Icicles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,380 Icicles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bambi has been banned, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Jack Frost Nipping At Your Nose Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese. Crime is moderate. Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose's national animal is the Jack, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose is ranked 11,573rd in the world and 14th in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 2,125.1133621488 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,975thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,835thMost Primitive: 4,677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,802ndMost Avoided: 5,191stLargest Black Market: 5,747thMost Armed: 6,753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,703rdMost Secular: 9,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,783rdMost Stationary: 11,573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,673rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,643rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,340thMost Influential: 18,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,313thHighest Economic Output: 22,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,862ndLargest Retail Industry: 28,828th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the region

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