The Republic of Jaaw is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paar Faala with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.823 billion Jaawians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baan. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jaawian economy, worth 84.5 trillion maches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,362 maches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Jaaw, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jaaw's national animal is the cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaaw is ranked 151,285^th in the world and 34^th in Celtia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 342.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.