Population | 4.793 billion |
Capital | The Helm |
Leader | Lord Commodore Tiller |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Line |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Constitutional Monarchy of J Class is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Commodore Tiller with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.793 billion Crew live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Helm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Crew economy, worth 790 trillion Lines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 164,935 Lines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 663,376 per year while the poor average 27,443, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.
Serial killers are the country's biggest import, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Crew Embarrassments, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Lord Commodore Tiller, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Line treacle machine. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J Class's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.
J Class is ranked 147,113th in the world and 1st in The Union of Divine Right for Most Stationary, with 175.20643647892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : J Class voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : J Class voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in J Class, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Line treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in J Class, the recently liberated free press cautiously uses compliment sandwiches to cushion its criticisms of Lord Commodore Tiller.
- : Following new legislation in J Class, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Crew Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in J Class, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : J Class was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in J Class, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in J Class, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in J Class, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Determinator Mortis, Ailiaotay, and Katchka.