Most Patriotic: 2,999thMost Devout: 3,321stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,771st
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Deus, pátria e família
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Itapeva

Population1.183 billion

CapitalItapeva
LeaderDom Pedro III
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyBosta
AnimalUiraçu

The Empire of Itapeva is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dom Pedro III with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.183 billion Itapevenses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itapeva. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itapevan economy, worth 171 trillion Bostas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,816 Bostas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, atheists are heavily taxed, babies are a small but significant export, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Itapeva. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itapeva's national animal is the Uiraçu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Itapeva is ranked 54,681st in the world and 18th in Catholic for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,159.87 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Patriotic: 2,999thMost Devout: 3,321stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,771stLowest Crime Rates: 6,873rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,030thHealthiest Citizens: 11,787thMost Developed: 12,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,182ndNicest Citizens: 12,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,801stLargest Governments: 12,958thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,798thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,896thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,844thHighest Average Incomes: 16,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,150thMost Influential: 18,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,174thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,777thBest Weather: 20,161stMost Efficient Economies: 20,272ndMost Cultured: 20,629thMost Authoritarian: 21,767thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,529thSmartest Citizens: 22,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 24,426thHighest Food Quality: 24,464thSafest: 24,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,654thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,947th
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Itapeva.
  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, atheists are heavily taxed.
  • : Itapeva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Itapeva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Itapeva, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Bostas to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Itapeva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Safest.

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