Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
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Population7.918 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.918 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,851 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,132 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 41,106th in the world and 1,942nd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,238.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 335thHighest Poor Incomes: 419thMost Influential: 607thLargest Black Market: 775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 873rdMost Armed: 879thHighest Average Incomes: 1,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,886thLargest Governments: 2,461stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,728thMost Developed: 3,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,880thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,324thLargest Mining Sector: 4,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,387thSmartest Citizens: 4,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,863rdHighest Economic Output: 5,169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,335thRudest Citizens: 6,191stMost Efficient Economies: 6,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,751stMost Cultured: 7,241stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,502ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,507thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,065thLowest Crime Rates: 14,240thMost Stationary: 15,617thMost Secular: 22,421stHealthiest Citizens: 24,474th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 253rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionRudest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Stationary: 352nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 407th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 411th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 476th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 756th in the regionMost Inclusive: 787th in the regionLargest Populations: 818th in the region

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