Population | 20.771 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Issyk Kula is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 20.771 billion Issyk Kulans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.
The thriving Issyk Kulan economy, worth 420 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 20,249 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Elections have been outlawed, Issyk Kula has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Issyk Kula in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Issyk Kula's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Issyk Kula is ranked 43,057th in the world and 163rd in Ancient Lands for Most Stationary, with 1,030.99845127168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Issyk Kula's influence in Ancient Lands fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Issyk Kula's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Issyk Kula's influence in Ancient Lands fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Issyk Kula was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.