Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th
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Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Israeli Airstrikes

Population28.295 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.295 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 26,137 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 923,752 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,166,226 per year while the poor average 126,128, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Concussed viperball players cannot remember their lineup position, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 365th in the world and 2nd in The Black Hawks for Fattest Citizens, with 84.56 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thHighest Economic Output: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 64thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96thMost Subsidized Industry: 133rdMost Avoided: 138thMost Corrupt Governments: 145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 178thMost Efficient Economies: 224thLargest Governments: 229thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 284thFattest Citizens: 365thLowest Crime Rates: 411thLargest Retail Industry: 650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 800thMost Stationary: 1,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,880thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,558thMost Primitive: 5,170thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,173rdMost Conservative: 6,579thRudest Citizens: 6,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,104thMost Secular: 8,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,976thMost Influential: 9,949thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 11,947thSmartest Citizens: 17,563rdMost Extreme: 18,385thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,832ndMost Developed: 19,840th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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