Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th
The Oppressive Oppressors of
Corporate Police State
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Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Israeli Airstrikes

Population29.757 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.757 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,746 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 932,420 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,186,505 per year while the poor average 128,343, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

The phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Josephic politicians, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Joseph's most personal functions, and the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 25,168th in the world and 33rd in The Black Hawks for Most Extreme, scoring 35.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32ndHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 55thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 139thMost Avoided: 142ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Efficient Economies: 225thLargest Governments: 232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 279thFattest Citizens: 342ndLowest Crime Rates: 430thLargest Retail Industry: 606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 764thMost Stationary: 1,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,424thMost Primitive: 1,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,943rdTop
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Largest Populations: 2,501stRudest Citizens: 5,901stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,098thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,380thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,876thMost Conservative: 9,348thMost Secular: 9,372ndMost Influential: 9,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,238thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,286thSmartest Citizens: 19,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,947thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,297th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Joseph's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Josephic politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.

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