Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 9th
The Oppressive Oppressors of
Corporate Police State
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Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Israeli Airstrikes

Population29.234 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.234 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,018 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 924,219 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,273,983 per year while the poor average 120,572, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Israeli Airstrikes isn't what it used to be, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and Joseph shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 32nd in the world and 1st in The Black Hawks for Highest Economic Output, with 27,018 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106thMost Subsidized Industry: 142ndMost Avoided: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 183rdLargest Governments: 235thMost Efficient Economies: 239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 278thFattest Citizens: 376thLowest Crime Rates: 441stLargest Retail Industry: 673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 747thMost Stationary: 1,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,966thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,525thMost Primitive: 5,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,354thRudest Citizens: 8,417thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,529thMost Conservative: 8,932ndMost Secular: 9,083rdMost Influential: 9,891stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,008thSmartest Citizens: 17,908thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,155thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,704thMost Extreme: 21,765thMost Developed: 22,019thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,634th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, Joseph shot first.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, Israeli Airstrikes isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, Joseph is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.

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