Population | 29.234 billion |
Capital | Joseph City |
Leader | Joseph |
Faith | Josephism |
Currency | money |
Animal | viper |
The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.234 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,018 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 924,219 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,273,983 per year while the poor average 120,572, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.
Israeli Airstrikes isn't what it used to be, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and Joseph shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.
Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 32nd in the world and 1st in The Black Hawks for Highest Economic Output, with 27,018 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Israeli Airstrikes, Joseph shot first.
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Israeli Airstrikes, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
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Israeli Airstrikes, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
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Israeli Airstrikes, Israeli Airstrikes isn't what it used to be.
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Israeli Airstrikes, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
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Israeli Airstrikes, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
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Israeli Airstrikes, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
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Israeli Airstrikes, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
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Israeli Airstrikes, Joseph is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
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Israeli Airstrikes, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.