The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.757 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,746 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 932,420 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,186,505 per year while the poor average 128,343, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

The phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Josephic politicians, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Joseph's most personal functions, and the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 25,168^th in the world and 33^rd in The Black Hawks for Most Extreme, scoring 35.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.