The Republic of Island Hommunasionna is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 10.092 billion Island Hommunasionnans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Island Hommunasionnan economy, worth 377 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,437 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Island Hommunasionna's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Island Hommunasionna is ranked 239,210^th in the world and 3^rd in Cheese for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.71 law-abiding acts per hour.