Highest Crime Rates: 208thMost Armed: 242ndMost Avoided: 370th
The Free Fleet of
Capitalizt
Sting first
General Beno
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Island Dolista

Population4.643 billion

CapitalNimitz Vespula
LeaderGeneral Beno

CurrencyDolistarian Frank
AnimalWasp

The Free Fleet of Island Dolista is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Beno with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.643 billion Dolistars enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimitz Vespula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolistarian economy, worth 953 trillion Dolistarian Franks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 205,289 Dolistarian Franks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,303,022 per year while the poor average 13,413, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, you can tell when Dolistars are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Island Dolista with a very polite populace, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Island Dolista's national animal is the Wasp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Island Dolista is ranked 260,434th in the world and 230th in Capitalist Paradise for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.32 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 208thMost Armed: 242ndMost Avoided: 370thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 371stRudest Citizens: 396thFattest Citizens: 566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 712thLargest Retail Industry: 1,099thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,256thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,554thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,605thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,484thHighest Drug Use: 2,598thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,685thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,850thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,718thHighest Average Incomes: 6,889thLargest Mining Sector: 7,249thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,421stTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,309thMost Inclusive: 21,159thMost Pro-Market: 22,413thHighest Economic Output: 22,655thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,848thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,635th
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5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
  • : Island Dolista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Island Dolista with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, you can tell when Dolistars are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Island Dolista, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.

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