Population | 21.165 billion |
Capital | Marshalsea |
Leader | Sister Christian |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | laughing swordfish |
The Burnished Rows of Steel of Iron Bark is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sister Christian with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, devout population of 21.165 billion Iron Barkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshalsea. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Iron Barkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,072 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,938 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Bark's national animal is the laughing swordfish.
Iron Bark is ranked 4,873rd in the world and 1st in Islam for Most Stationary, with 3,272.7062388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iron Bark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Iron Bark was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Greater Johore and Temasik.
- : Iron Bark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Iron Bark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Iron Bark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Iron Bark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Iron Bark agreed to construct embassies between Islam and Yajib.
- : Iron Bark rejected a request from Majestia for an embassy with Islam.
- : Iron Bark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Iron Bark lodged a message on the Islam Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Greater Johore and Temasik.