Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,381stMost Developed: 3,159th
The Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
The Power of science is unbeatable
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ion Blasters

Population6.663 billion

CapitalElectrosyphy
LeaderMarva
FaithAtheism

Currencywuro
Animalhybrid

The Technocracy of Ion Blasters is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Marva with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.663 billion test subjects are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Electrosyphy. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient test subject economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion wuroes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,289 wuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the military has gone fission for more funding, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ion Blasters's national animal is the hybrid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ion Blasters is ranked 7,724th in the world and 3rd in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.15 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,381stTop
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Most Developed: 3,159thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,581stSmartest Citizens: 4,066thLowest Crime Rates: 4,386thHealthiest Citizens: 4,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,940thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,471stMost Secular: 5,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,943rdLargest Governments: 7,345thMost Efficient Economies: 7,724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,236thHighest Average Incomes: 8,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,870thBest Weather: 12,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,450thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,474thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,766thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,781stHighest Economic Output: 16,029thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,372ndMost Inclusive: 16,969thMost Patriotic: 18,257thHighest Food Quality: 20,609thSafest: 21,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,215th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ion Blasters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Ion Blasters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Ion Blasters, billions of wuroes are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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