The 𝓒𝓛𝓘𝓒𝓚 𝓜𝓔 𝓟𝓛𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓔 of Intoxicated is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.405 billion Drunks enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Healthcare, although Welfare and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bar. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Intoxicated economy, worth 461 trillion Drinks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,458 Drinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Intoxicated's national animal is the Pink Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drinking.

Intoxicated is ranked 179,112^th in the world and 57^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,751.83 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.