Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 783rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 845th
The Irrelevant Internet Browser of
Capitalist Paradise
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Internet Explorer

Population19.77 billion

CapitalBing
LeaderBill Gates

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The Irrelevant Internet Browser of Internet Explorer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bill Gates with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.77 billion technical illiterates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient technically illiterate economy, worth a remarkable 3,752 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,818 cookies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,599 per year while the poor average 2,150, a ratio of 810 to 1.

A Capitalist Paradise Tourist Association survey has rated Internet Explorer #1 for number twos, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, the space program has been reduced to Bill Gates's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Internet Explorer's national animal is the error message, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Internet Explorer is ranked 20,653rd in the world and 72nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Influential, scoring 2,219 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 783rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 845thLargest Gambling Industry: 964thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,177thHighest Crime Rates: 1,769thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,836thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,182ndFattest Citizens: 2,189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,242ndMost Avoided: 2,271stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,176thMost Stationary: 3,925thHighest Economic Output: 4,175thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,693rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,811thLargest Mining Sector: 5,158thMost Armed: 5,286thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,524thLargest Retail Industry: 7,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,664thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,971stMost Efficient Economies: 10,647thLargest Populations: 11,549thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,704thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,520thMost Influential: 20,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,025thMost Pro-Market: 24,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,911thLargest Black Market: 26,467th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Internet Explorer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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