Most Primitive: 2,279thMost Devout: 2,920thMost Conservative: 10,769th
The Holy Roman Catholic Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Non nisi Te, Domine.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.659 billion

CapitalSt Louis
LeaderSaint King Louis IX

Currencyprayer card

The Holy Roman Catholic Empire of Integralismus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint King Louis IX with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.659 billion Integralists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Louis. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Integralist economy, worth 450 trillion prayer cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,598 prayer cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Integralist government claim that Integralists are oppressed out of love, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Integralismus's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Integralismus is ranked 18,997th in the world and 16th in Catholic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,729.57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Primitive: 2,279thTop
Most Devout: 2,920thMost Conservative: 10,769thMost Authoritarian: 11,102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,489thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,502ndMost Developed: 18,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,180thBest Weather: 21,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,974thLowest Crime Rates: 23,684thMost Cultured: 23,790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,470thHealthiest Citizens: 25,615th
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

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