Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 781stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,074th
The Perpetual Chaos of
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Indecision

Population24.087 billion

CapitalHeySiriPickaNumber City
LeaderPresident Siri of iPhoney
FaithWorshippers of the Almighty Apple

Currencygold or silver coin
Animalpushmi-pullyu or dragon

The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Siri of iPhoney with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.087 billion Apple Lovers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HeySiriPickaNumber City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Indecisionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion gold or silver coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 109,701 gold or silver coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indecision's national animal is the pushmi-pullyu or dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worshippers of the Almighty Apple.

Indecision is ranked 255,429th in the world and 50th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Primitive, scoring -113.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 781stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,074thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,577thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,185thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,380thLargest Black Market: 5,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,692ndBest Weather: 5,994thLargest Populations: 6,572ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,061stHighest Economic Output: 7,132ndMost Pacifist: 8,381stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,981stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,253rdMost Developed: 10,256thLargest Governments: 10,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,345thLowest Crime Rates: 14,281stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,484thMost Cultured: 15,593rdNicest Citizens: 17,301stMost Efficient Economies: 18,571stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,086thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,621stMost Secular: 20,932ndHighest Food Quality: 21,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,476thSmartest Citizens: 23,930thMost Influential: 25,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,270th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Indecision, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Indecision, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades.
  • : Following new legislation in Indecision, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Indecision, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Indecision was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Indecision, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.
  • : Indecision was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Nudist States of Yannia, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Indecision was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Indecision was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Wadelhelpia, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Indecision was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Wadelhelpia, curing 1 million infected.

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