The Confederacy of Inariagineniy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.121 billion Inariagineniyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Inariagineniyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,135 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The elderly are killed softly with a song, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, Inariagineniyian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and caroling is considered a public disturbance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inariagineniy's national animal is the Scorpion.

Inariagineniy is ranked 463^rd in the world and 28^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.88 law-abiding acts per hour.