Most Income Equality: 8,685thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,266thMost Authoritarian: 11,602nd
The Prison Camp of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Imprisoned Opportunists

Population7.526 billion

CapitalDeath Row
LeaderHead of Gulag


The Prison Camp of Imprisoned Opportunists is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head of Gulag with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.526 billion prisoners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Row. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Warden's economy, worth 142 trillion Whipmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,899 Whipmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the people's love for Head of Gulag is little more than self-preservation, and neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imprisoned Opportunists's national animal is the Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imprisoned Opportunists is ranked 83,900th in the world and 71st in The League for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,887.08 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Income Equality: 8,685thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,266thMost Authoritarian: 11,602ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,532ndBest Weather: 14,692ndLargest Black Market: 19,274thMost Secular: 19,517thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,110th
Most Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the region

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