Population | 19.272 billion |
Capital | New Richmond |
Leader | Emperor Tex Cotton |
Faith | Church of ISA |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | Mini elephant |
The Royal Empire of Imperial States America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Tex Cotton with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.272 billion Imperialists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial States American economy, worth a remarkable 4,612 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 239,357 Imperial Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Imperial States America has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Imperial States America's national animal is the Mini elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of ISA.
Imperial States America is ranked 20,799th in the world and 2nd in United Imperial Union for Most Stationary, with 1,584.97088145132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Imperial States America was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Imperial States America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Imperial States America, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Imperial States America has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Imperial States America agreed to construct embassies between United Imperial Union and True Waskaria.
- : Following new legislation in Imperial States America, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
- : Following new legislation in Imperial States America, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Imperial States America agreed to construct embassies between United Imperial Union and The Outer Rim.
- : Imperial States America proposed constructing embassies between United Imperial Union and United Federation of Planets.
- : Imperial States America proposed constructing embassies between United Imperial Union and Ivory Tower.
- : Imperial States America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.